Beer Crime Update

Time for another beer crime update, this time with tidbits of wisdom gleaned from each story:

• If you're looking to get arrested, throwing a beer can at a sheriff's deputy is a pretty good way to go about it.
• If you're stealing beer, you might not want to leave a trail of beer cans for police to follow.
• If you're delivering pizzas, wait until you're off-duty before enjoying a cold one.
• Remember to pull on some pants before driving to the store for more beer.
• While shoplifting beer in a wheelchair, leaping to your feet to escape police may endanger your disability benefits.

(all links via Fark)