There never seems to be a dearth of stories on would-be beer thieves. Here's a round-up of recent news in this vein:
- A couple of teens attempted an innovative kayak getaway after stealing beer from a tiki bar
- Two University of Virginia football players were arrested for stealing beer from a gay bar
- Twenty three people were arrested for stealing thirty cases of beer from what must have been the most crowded 7-11 ever
- And in Colorado, the same man was arrested for stealing beer from a 7-11 (poor 7-11!) on two consecutive nights
Beer thieves... they're a special breed, and go to a special circle of hell prepared just for them - it's always hot, and a cold one is always just out of reach.